This was a pointless drabble that me and three of my guy friends came up with as part of a group-building project. There is a special key you need to know to read this properly:

ALL CAPS IS THE STARTING TOPIC

Normal printing is my part

Underline is TH’s part

Bold is PR’s part

Italics is JE’s part

Now, we can begin.

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IT WAS A TYPICAL SAN FRANCISCO AUGUST, FOGGY ALMOST EVERY NIGHT, SO ELLIOT DIDN’T HAVE LONG TO WAIT.

The Nosforatu rounded the corner, fangs gleaming in the moonlight.

Then Elliot took out a sharp object and went after the vampire.

Stabbing him in the eyeball and popping it out.

The chase proceeded through the town, causing a random woman to spill coffee all over her blouse.

She would later file a lawsuit, but that’s another story.

Then two more vampires appeared.

So he took out his sonka (an African sword) and sliced and diced the vampires and walked away with a proud expression.

His expression soon faded when he got home to find the new carpet eating the dog.

Then Elliot went to get back to the vampires and found out that they bit everyone in town.

And they were all turned into vampire zombies, so Elliot ran out of town far away.

From that distance, he could safely call for a SWAT team to magically turn everyone back to normal.

THE END