Thought I'd give this a shot. I need your help, because I don't know how funny these things are out of context. Please drop a review and tell me whether I should keep posting them or not.

I didn't get the scripts out of a book, so it still qualifies as original content. Just thought I'd say that.

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The furry Dickinson Family all strangled in the minivan and sucked onto the 4,000,263'd Family Reunion. Everyone there was homoerotic. Aunt Forbes injested in her spit, and harmoniously pushed all of the bumpy grandchildren.

"Mein Gott in Himmel!" shouted Uncle Thrust. "You kids just want to juice and knife all over your popsicles like Jews!"

Meanwhile, the drunken, wired festivities went on. The little kiddies all masticated in the pool, and the hired band, "Freddy Trojan and the Moist Rituals" soothed the stringy family with their leafy tones.

In the corner, Gert, the carefully prolific teenage son, squatted himself. "My life is so hairy," he flushed. "Everyone here is out to pound me." His painful sister, Lolli, pulled all the men with her inebriated gayness.

When the evening licked around, everyone sat and blew the fireworks, shouting with castrated enthusiasm and flaking their gastro-intestinal systems.