|Assorted Mad Libs
Author: Melt-DisneyWorld PM
Original mad libs, spawned from boredom and rampant creativity. Enjoy!Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 04-16-07 - id: 2347856
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Reverend John Bone was a glossy man. He sketched his congregation and hollowly flayed the local children. As he flossed his robes and put steeples in his hair, he prepared himself for anther exciting day. He cooked one last time and put a tire in his Dickies.
"Yowza!" he proclaimed with pensivity. "I'm really going to flambé those sinners today!"
Clogged by his friends and neighbors, he stroked up to the pulpit and chiseled out upon the crowd. They were greasy, but altogether, fizzy. He loosened the nearby slave and spoke:
"Our sermon today is about clappers. It really flagellates my birdhouse when I see those sinners ricocheting their thumbs. They're so purulent, and they pose the sanctity of our nappy children." He waltzed his spleen and continued. "Funnels are bad, but it's especially coarse when they prance people. They'll scrub all of your chocolate-covered relatives and slick the rest."