There once was a hilarious puppy named Pucho. He worked in a circus and enchanted his audience with each shake of his tail. He ate very nutritious, as he had to stay in shape. He had silky, hardy fur and a charming countenance. The ring master, Sir Bum-Bum the great, always haggled on everything, even well-priced items. But when he saw Pucho, he payed full price. He never oppressed Pucho in work, home or anywhere in between. He even had a rite to celebrate Pucho joining the circus! Pucho gave Bum-Bum much gratitude in the form of happiness and kisses. All was harmonious until a cynical thing happened. Bum-Bum walked out of his sleeping tent as usual to pick up the morning paper and coffee, when he saw a letter in the mail box. He opened the letter and gasped. The circus had gone bankrupt because of an evil despot. The muscle men and animal tamers started to pack their bags. Bum-Bum meditated on the matter. He hadn't spent THAT much money. Pucho did not give up hope. He ran to the evil corporate building and went up to the head honcho's office. He had learned that the buisness was a hoax and the mastermind was an impostor. Pucho wasted no time. As soon as he went out for a bathroom break, the puppy jumped into action. He used the stray ink on the table to put a message of SOS into the fax machine. In a matter of minutes, the entire police department arrived on the scene. That was it. This crook was caught red-handed. The feud was over, and the circus tent inflated once more. Pucho was hoarded by reporters, but Bum-Bum said that Pucho needed a T-bone steak dinner, and a good night's rest.

The End!