dedicated to blessed-dragon, for assisting me in the inspiration of the title, which is the basis for the poem (and, of course, my life. Ahaha…. We all wish…. Not.)

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My Life as a Teenage Hoebag

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A swaying of the hips

Seductive

Tell me

Will you fall in love?

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A glance

That livid blue

Tell me

Can I turn you on?

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Stilted sentences

An unwanted flush

Tell me

Is this what you want?

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Unwanted dreams

Uncomfortable stiffness

Tell me

What would win your heart?

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I’ll tell you

All along

I’ve wanted you

From the start.

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--so dedicating this to one of my best friends is probably a bad idea, seeing as the poem is kind of… erm, yeah, when it comes to friends, but I swear jazzy-min I don’t secretly want your body lol--