I heard my friend Larin ask me, "Hayden, what are you doing this afternoon?" I replied, "I don't know, I'm supposed to be meeting Felly at five so we could go rat out her neighbors." She responded, "Which neighbors? The cat lady or the little kids that watch porno." I smiled, "The brats." She exclaims, "Can I watch?!" I laughed, "You do not wanna know how sick that sounded." She groaned, "You just reminded me of that disgusting image of Lane and our old French teacher on the floor AND the table from the eighth grade." I chuckled, "This wouldn't happen if you weren't so profound at this kind of thing." She yells, "I blame television!" We both burst out laughing after she said that.

We left Hot Topic and decided to walk over by Atomic Comics on the way home. It was just a coincidence that Raishi, Kina, Gaara, Satoshi and Raven were all there. Raven yelled out, "Fraternal triplets!" Raishi retorts, "I'm not goddamn pregnant you bitch!" I screamed at her, "Don't call Raven a bitch, you bitch!" Raishi shouts back, "I'm not a bitch!" Larin and Kina yell, "Stop fighting!" I huffed, "Fine." Larin says to me, "Aren't you supposed to meet Felly in like 20 minutes. I squealed, "Oh my god! I totally forgot about that!" Then I turned away from my friends and ran towards my car.

I stepped into it and turned on the CD player; the wonderful music of Halifax filled the air.

(a/n: The lyrics are just what's coming from the CD player, but it has nothing to do with the storyline. This is the same for all songs featured in the story or any story I write. Just thought I would let you know. You can just skip over them or anything radio/CD related since they have no significance.)

Call me a doctor of defense
Maybe I'm a fix (Baby I'm a mess)
A diagnosis you'll forget
Call me baby call me crazy, yeah yeah yeah
Take these pills everyday to kill your apathy for living
Yeah for living, yeah yeah

I made a left turn at the entrance to Felly's neighborhood. About five minutes later, I was in front of her house. The front door was left open so I just walked in. I giggled when I saw what was happening on her couch. Felly and Taylor were making out; they still hadn't noticed that I had walked in until I yelled out, "Andrew Taylor Maxey, get off of her before I castrate you and sell it on eBay!" That must have caught their attention because as soon as I said that I would castrate him, he had pulled away from her. I smiled, "Next time don't leave the door unlocked." Then I plopped onto the other side of the couch and turned on the TV. Then I mumbled into his ear, "I'll kill you, if she's not a virgin anymore."

I guess you could say I was a little protective of my friends, but that's only when it comes to the ones who are younger than me. The older ones can take care of themselves. That reminds me...I still haven't met Raishi's boyfriend Naniku yet. I've met Kina's though and he's alright, I suppose. I'm not as close to them as I am to Felly, so I don't care as much.

Felly whines, "Don't scare him." I look at her, "Didn't you tell me that he wanted to you-know-what?" She replied, "Well...yeah...but I also said that he said he would wait for years, until I was ready." I chuckled, "That's what all guys say." Felly snorted, "Whatever you say Hayden." I questioned, "Whatever as in you agree with me or whatever as in you still think that you're right and I'm wrong?" She responded, "The second one, duh."

I smiled and said, "I'm using your phone for a while.” I walked over to the kitchen and picked it up; then I dialed the number of the next door neighbor. This is how our conversation went:

Me - “Hello, is this the Bloogenflogger household?”

Neighbor - “Yes. Can I help you?”

Me - “Yes, you can. We just wanted to make sure you wanted to keep your subscription to our adult programming.”

Neighbor - “I’m sorry you have the wrong number, our family doesn’t watch that.”

Me - “Yes you do. Have you checked room 2, receiver 3?”

I had moved to the window across from the pervert’s room by this time.

Neighbor - “Actually, no I haven’t; I’ll do that right now.”

Felly and Taylor were standing right behind me by then, watching over my shoulder.

Me - “Sorry for wasting your time ma’am.”

I hung up the phone and watched the scene in front of me unfold.

Their bedroom door was thrown open. The mother looked at the TV and was appalled. She cut the wire of the TV and started yelling at the kids for watching something so promiscuous.

We, meaning me, had finally gotten payback for them ratting us out all the time. I ratted them out this time. People their age shouldn’t have even be watching that; they shouldn’t even know what any of that is - unless their parents already gave them ‘the talk’ which I know for a fact they haven’t. Do you see me watching playboy? No. Do I look at nude guys all the time? No. I’m sixteen and don’t watch that shit. You know, they weren’t even teaching us about human growth and development until the fifth grade? Do they start earlier now or something? The last time I checked they still waited until fifth grade to start teaching this stuff. Seriously, the fact that third graders are already thinking about sex scares the freaking shit out of me. I still thought guys had cooties in the third grade! Those pervs are already looking at nude woment. That’s just gross in my opinion. Then again, I was scared when I found out my friend Rachel’s sister already likes shopping at Victoria’s Secret, wearing miniskirts that show her ass, and wants to be a cheerleader; I hate cheerleaders. She’s nine years old! What are they teaching kids these days?

Taylor blurts out, “They’re third graders and are already looking at naked girls. Disgusting.” I looked at him oddly, “Aren’t you a guy?” He replied, “Yes, I am a guy - but that doesn’t mean I think it’s okay for THIRD GRADERS to watch that crap. I don’t even watch that crap yet. I’d rather see the real thing, but I’ll wait until Felly’s ready.” I retorted, “Nice save.”

Author's Note: I'm not so proud of this chapter, but I think it's a little bit better than the original one right now; if not, tell me in a review.