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Author: The Hawks Reject
Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Reviews: 3 - Published: 04-27-07 - Updated: 04-27-07 - Complete - id:2353594

Note: Yep, Bored again

This is a Poem that you can see too ways, That will be explained at the end, NO CHEATING.


Caffeine

When you’re down and out

There’s only one thing to lift

When you’re low and falling

You’ll need a good rift

The Stuff that keeps you going

All that crazy crap

You’ll be up and going

And never take a Nap

All your troubles will go away!

It ain’t Powered

It ain’t in a Syringe

Its in that Pepsi

Its in that Coke

Its in that good crap

Your feet will move

Your mind will shake

You’ll think twenty things at once

It’s all good

It’s all great

Everyone loves that damn stuff

But it’ll get you back

And you’ll be back for more

At your local Drug Store

Never ending its wrath

Taking everyone in

To love it more and more

Your money wont be there anymore

In that special wallet for it

The stuff will never

Too much to Law against

But everyone will be happy

Everyone will be in Glee

Whoopee!

Cause everyone loves

Everyone needs

Everyone kills over

Everyone is going to have

Some of that good shit

Caffeine


Recap: Ok, You could see it as a silly comparing to a Real Drug and Caffeine, or you could see it as Caffeine at home or in real life. Fighting over it with your little brother, trying to find some at that local Cumberland Farms, and how your kids do not…ever…stop when they get it.

Parents, Don’t let your Kids drink any alcohol until their of drinking age, or else they end up writing stupid random poems about things…like me



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