Shot by a Feminist

Walking down Church, it's cold, I'm wearing a tux
19 years old feeling like a million bucks
See a homeless woman, couldn't give two fucks
But there's another girl ahead who does, she does

I hear 'em talking...

"You hate men?"/ "Yeah I think I do!"
"I got this nine, how many you think I can shoot?"
"I dunno" / "What you need some proof?"
"I do" / "Will that son of a bitch do?"

Bullet exposes my back and hits my spine
I thank to shit it's coated in diamonds
On the ground, light a smoke and take a drag
Raise my middle finger and I wave the flag

I need a therapist for my new tattoo
I got shooted and I'm mute like the blue man group
I took a look back to review the news
No voices but I heard the sound of tapping shoes

Walked up, gun ready just to clap the blues
Possum gone, bastard on, and I grabbed their shoes
Pulled them both left and I cranked their ankles
And grabbed the gunpiece when it sank and dangled

I split it down the middle with my one great tooth
And threw it at some slave in a telephone booth
Grabbed both of their scalps and then knocked their heads
Snatched their purses and their skits and I walked away dead