An Ode to Beavis and Butt-head

by Pixie L. Rigsby

I guess all us old schoolers are gone...
...or moved on to the next big fad
No more websites on the craziest duo of all time...
...and it makes me kinda sad

When I think of the Dynamic Duo...
...um, I get like, kinda sappy
I can just hear them say to me
...huh huh, this poem's crappy

Where have all the fans gone?
...it makes me, like, blue and stuff
I'm getting all um...touchy feely
...dude, enough's enough