Feathersorg the Mighty - fully awesome

His squawking voice - sounds against the cliffs;

He will take over the world - in a whir of death

And black as night - the brave penguins will swarm

Over the entire world - engulfing it in fire.

Slayers of dragons - denizens of the snow

Armies of penguins - unopposed they will stand.

To conquer the world - with the might of penguins

Feathersorg the Awesome - who purchased America

Now owns the universe - and also your soul.