The Cool Kids

AN: my friends are sooo retarded, you gotta love them! I hope y'all enjoy this!

--Shookie

1. Casey: "HEY FRENCH HORNS? DID ANY OF YOU JACK MY MONKEY??"

(she couldnt find her monkey that she used to mark her horn case before a football game.)

2. Varner: "Because I'm Finger'Lickin'Good!"

Me: (rolls eyes)

3. Mom: "Why don't you tell your boyfriend to put on his skirt and kick Daniel's ass?!"

(after my brother hurt my feelings and made me cry she was trying to cheer me up)

4. Varner: "Yeah, I gotta pool."

5. Raleigh: "BYAHH!"

6. Mom: "She let me eat her Turtle!"

7. Michael V. : "Are we going to eat sausage...er...Brotwurst?"

Frau Thomas: "I wish...I could do a sausage right now!"

(she's not from America and doesnt know what she says sometimes.)

8. Varner: "(whispers) Hey Raleigh?? (yells) WANT SOME CANDY??!?!?" (throws candy at a sleeping Raleigh)

9. Shineese: "SAM! DETATCH FROM YOUR BOYFRIEND SO I CAN MAKE MAD MONKEY LOVE TO YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS HALLWAY!!!"

10. Ian: "HAHA, Sergio kisses like a black guy! He pokes out his lips like THIS. (exhagerates a lip-pucker)"

11. Adam: "Hey Nutt! WOW, that's hard!"

Me: "WTF! DID YOU JUST SAY NICK'S NUTS WERE HARD?!?"

Adam: "WHAT?! NO! That's his name! Nick, Nutt!!!"

12. Me: (reading my friend Cami Cocke (pronounced Cock)'s Shirt) "Cocke...Is It In You? Oh...My...God..."

13. Sam S.: "OH MY GOD ADAM SHUT UP!"

Adam: "But!! I Didnt say Anything!"

Sam S.: "You were THINKING IT!"

Me: (to Sam) "I have taught you well Grasshopper."

14. Me: "Get away from me Travis, you cross-dressing, piss-worm!"

Travis: "Well... your BOYFRIEND likes it!"

15: Ian: "I just learned how to break into all the band lockers!"

Me: "Now why in the hell would you wanna learn to do that?!?"

16. Heather: "Heh...whores...heh..."

Okay, thats the first lot of them!! Have fun!

--Shookie