The Cool Kids.

Chapter Nine: Fornication

1. Blaine: Miss T! Miss T! You should do it with me.

Frau Thomas (Miss T): Ja wohl, Blaine, I'll do it with you.

2. Emilily: Wait? You fornicated on the kitchen table?

3. Eric::during roll check:: I'm not here!... I'm on paid vacation.

4. Frau Thomas: 'She thinks it's too big.' Okay, class, HOW can she say that, bitte?

5. John Shaefer: Everything about Jaime is large. Including...

Me: His big toe?

John: ...His third leg... literally.

Me: HaHa, I just wanted to hear you say it!

6. Heather: Are you sure he's down::looks to Austin::

Me: Yeah, why?

Heather: Because I'm gonna say some shit!

7. Me: I AM THE DARK LORD HAPPY PANTS!

8. Me: I looove Mac & Cheese! Especially the Shell kind.

Brittany: Well... I was talking about the comic book, but that that's good too.

Me: V.V

9. Random Guy on Talk Radio: An errection is a flagpole on your grave.

10. Cholo::is talking to a thuggish looking freshman football player and has an insanely straight face and stern voice on:: Go. To. Class.

Fish::confused look::

11. Mr. Sparkman: I will not have the tubas sounding like they're lost in the woods and are searching for love.

12. Me: Adam is getting better. He's really starting to come out... out of what though I have no idea.

13. Casey: When Life gives you lemons ::mumbles inaudibly::

Me: Wait? Go watch PORN?

Casey::doubles over with laughter:: Nooo... Throw...Them...At...PeOpLe!!!

14. Brian: I love having a boner. ::pats his trombone fondly::

15. Mom: Look at their colorguard! They're like ALL guys!

Brian::in gay man voice:: That's because they're sav-vaa-giz!

16. Eric (the one with the cat): This one time I was in Chicago at the Airport and I saw like four WHITE pimps in shiny suits with feathers in their hats and pimp chalices!

17. Zach::singing to the tune of 'Du Hasst' by Rammstein:: Du...Du Schmecht...Du Schmecht gut! (he's saying 'you...you taste...you taste good!')

18. Eric Schumacher: TANDERSON! I will give you two dollars if you deep throat that brot right now.

19. Mr Whipkey::grabs my love handles:: Watch where you put those

Me: O.O

20. ::Michael V and I are hiding in the boys dressing room, I am standing right behind him, in total pitch darkness from this guy that's like stalking me:: Michael: Wouldn't it be really awkward if Brian walked in right now?

21. Music Judge at a Marching Band Contest: Oh Yes! French Horns! Give me more, Right there...oooh YES... Yes! Yes!... Oh that's the ticket... Beautifully done. You really brought me there with that lick!