Shane Lee Ward- Age: 18

May 10, 2007

Crude Inference

A preconceived thought.

Provoked until it counteracts with the counterattack.

Cherish that thought.

Judgemental minds have brought forth a malodorous fragrance.

Rubberneck.

Observe.

Don't let your viking instincts raid a brilliant mind.

You are the epitome of a loner.

Acquaintances are friends.

Friends are "intimate friends" or "best friends."
Breed suave mannerisms to the table.

No cleft lips.

Incline with emoticons.

Chat through cyber space.

Don't talk at the table.

Pretend you're at calvary.

Reject your crudeness.

Replenish your hunger.

Express your humble skills of a female valkary.

Sing if necessary.

Broach only what can be distinguished.

Perhaps it is a necessity.

Synchronized talk will not be tolerated.

Synthetic generic conversation can be debated.

Mundane concerns of welfare will not restore the mana placed in front of you, pig.

Morbid obesity can cause a gravitational shift.

Or a rift in the space time continuum.

Manners please.

Place emphasis on words with small meanings.

No wicked trickery.

No stealing of thoughts.

And NO teenage angst.

Please no subtle, elusive emotions on the plate.

Tenderize thoughts of superiority and contemplate inferiority.

A hyperactive tirade of pointless speech is only necessary if it is a statement-

NOT AN ARGUMENT.

Asphyxiation in a world of ceaselessness.

Eulogies read at the table.

Epitaphs writen in ceramic dinner plates.

Eviscerate meaningful talk when you're in the bathroom making "silent-but-deadly."

Supple, adaptable feelings may be acceptable.

Apathy can come too.

You are the utility that creates utilities.

Mechanically, metallically, or adversly.

Your disposition can foresee your aspect-

Temporamentally.