Once upon a time there was a beautiful kingdom. In this Kingdom (called Foodtopia), they had all the best foods, especially baked goods. Their pastries, cakes, donuts, and cookies were the most celebrated in the world. And they were more famous than Toll House Cookies or French Chocolate. They had the best schools for Good and were constantly at war with other nations to prove their culinary superiority. They always won…and this made several people very jealous, especially the chefs and bakers of nearby Wendonarbell, which specialized in fast food. Anyway, one day an evil baker was fired from the palace for suspicious experiments involving the royal family’s food. So he left and went to Wendonarbell, where they took an interest in his experiments, trying to instantly mass-produce food. Sadly one stormy night, the baker was mixing food with dangerous chemicals, when all of a sudden lightning struck his laboratory/kitchen, making him spill the entire bottle of ‘Chemical X’ in to the muffin batter. An hour later, when the muffins were done baking and cooling, he realized that he had inadvertently brought them to life and that they were EVIL!! The Muffin Monsters attacked and killed him and went on a rampage throughout Wendonarbell. Many lost their lives. Many more lost their appetites on that sad fateful day.