Gary had a little dog

Little dog, little dog

Gary had a little dog

Its fur as black as night

And everywhere that Gary went

Gary went, Gary went

Everywhere that Gary went

The dog was sure to fight

It followed him to work one day

Work one day, work one day

It followed him to work one day

Which was against the rules

It made the people gasp and point

Gasp and point, gasp and point

It made the people gasp and point

Because the dog was cool

And then the boss man tossed him out,

Tossed him out, tossed him out

And then the boss man tossed him out

But he just sat and stared

And waited patiently about,

Patiently, patiently,

And waited patiently about

‘Till Gary showed he cared

“Why does the dog love Gary, sir?

Gary, sir, Gary sir

“Why does the dog love Gary, sir?”

The workers did then cry

“Why, Gary feeds the dog, you know!
Dog you know, dog you know.

“Why Gary feeds the dog you know!”
The boss man did reply