For Cara, Meghan, Becca, Jenny, Kels and everyone else I know, who hate the “wall kids” and can’t wait to leave these fucking people behind, All of us will one day rule the world!

FAKE ORIGINAL ( this is sarcasm)

Oh look at me!

I have my own style

all those girls they just copied me

I started that trend

Oh look at me!

I’m dating a senior

how dare you say that he only wants sex

he loves me

Oh look at me!

see my purse, its’ real

I’ll show how you can tell

I’m so smart

Oh look at me!

I get straight A’s

the teacher never has to know

all those answers that I copied

Oh look at me!

Me and my friends

we can take up the whole fucking hallway

we’re just cool like that

Oh look at me!

Hell no I don’t listen to KDWB

who needs the radio when I have my 1,000 Ipod

I discovered that band first!

Oh look at me!

My idol is Paris Hilton

she wormed her way out of jail

wait, what’s an idol?

Oh look at me!

American Eagle’s so overrated

I order my clothes online

this shirt only cost 50 dollars!

Oh look at me!

I look so happy

but really I’m so depressed

Oh my god, look at those cute jeans!

Oh look at me!

I’m so much better than you nerds

My parents can buy me into any college

I got a full ride for sports!

Oh look at me!

I’m the queen of the campus

I’ll always be at the top

wait, I got an F!?

Oh look at me professor!

See my new boob job

and I’ll sleep with you for free

Now can I have an A

Oh, look at me

girl who went to my school

you remember who I am

but I don’t remember you

Wait, wait come back!

Look at me, I’m so cool

I can be original like you

what happened to high school?