Heavenly Internship

Ugh. I never should have taken this internship in Heaven. It’s horrible. I’m so confused about where to go and who to talk to, and all these white, fluffy clouds are starting to hurt my eyes. And the work keeps getting harder. I mean, sure, it started out easy, just some filing, and working on the welcoming committee. But now they want me to be some guardian angel. I mean, risk MY life for someone I don’t even know? Yeah. Right. The only thing worse is I’ve heard the words ‘angel of death’ being whispered around the office. That really scares me. But hey, I guess I should be happy they put me up here instead of down there. But I heard, Angela, who used to be in accounting, got transferred down there, and she gets to possess people. I mean, that DOES sound fun. But, no college credit in that line of work. Oh well, I really need to go. I have job to do, unlike you losers. under breath Someone I don’t even know. Uh, as if.