Your Love

Your love is better than Starbucks

And definitely cheaper

Your name is easier to remember

Than most of their drinks

Your personality is stronger

Than any of their mochadoubleventigrandefrappemachiatos

And your laughter is louder

Than the machine that sounds like a lawnmower, which they

use to make your drink.

Your eyes are brighter

Than the horrid, blinding halogen lights hanging from the ceiling

Which will damage your retinas

And you are nicer

Than the 12 year old punk getting my drink

Wrong for the third time.

Your love is better than Starbucks

But you will have to step it up

To be better than

Tim Hortons.