Top 10 Reasons why Shakespeare is Superior:

10. Without Shakespeare actors wouldn’t dress up in tights and frilly shirts on stage, so we can all laugh at them.

9. Without Romeo and Juliet we would have NO romance novels/movies.

8. It’s fun to make fun of people who don’t understand a single word that they’re reading.

7. We would not be able to say, “Romeo, Romeo, Wherefore Art Thou Romeo?” without Shakespeare.

6. He teaches history better than any text book out there (Julius Caesar). Get rid of those boring 5,000 page World History books, read Shakespeare!!

5. Shakespeare encourages you to make up your own words in your writing. Screw Webster’s Dictionary!

4. It raises one’s self esteem to get through a book of Shakespeare and to have understood it, which could be a cure for depression.

3. Shakespeare’s mad skills in putting sexual innuendos behind seemingly innocent phrases.

2. Who else to teach us classic insults you can use today only to confuse the insultee. bites thumb

And the number one reason is…

1. No one kills someone like Shakespeare. Example: Caesar dies.