Ode to My Hair As seen by a hair-loving weirdo

O! Hair, thou beauty!

Soft as the silk!

With strands so soft

And Pale as warm milk!

I hold this brush aloft

With love in my heart

And comb these sweet locks

Oh! What art!

Miracles from a box

Labeled "Girly Hair Passion"

Only a churl

Could call this an obsession!

How these locks curl!

And whirl!

And twirl!

Hair! O divine!

One can truly see

My looks are all thine

Accomplishment, you complete me

Oh lovely tresses!

You are unmatched

By desktops or dresses

Or time with a hatched

Idea to save myself

From a receding hairline

I must look like an elf

With hair that is all mine!

ALL MINE!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!