How to be kicked out of a Movie Theatre:

Before the movie stand up and scream out the ending.

Talk loudly to yourself throughout the entire film.

Sit in the middle of the theatre and wear an obnoxiously big hat, blocking everyone’s view.

Throughout climatic parts in the movie stand up and gasp until the whole scene is over pissing off everyone behind you.

Throw popcorn at the usher.

When your soda is finished still drink out of the straw constantly making that loud sound…of emptiness. (Wouldn’t you think that empty would be silent?)

Wear a Batman costume to a Spiderman movie.

On opening night of an important film rent out the whole theatre just for yourself.

Fall “asleep” and start snoring loudly.

Take a group of 30 friends (exactly 30), come in the middle of the movie and talk and laugh loudly throughout the rest of the film.

Bring a sign you would normally bring to a sports event and hold it up every time your favorite character appears on the screen.

Bring a noise maker and honk it after every time the hero does something heroic.

Tell the usher that there’s someone disturbing your viewing enjoyment. Bring him to your empty seat, turn to him/her and say, “Oh it’s me. You should probably kick me out.” That should work.

Of course go with the classic talking on the cell phone.

Finally, bring your own personal DVD player and watch a different movie on it.