My Math Book

I have a friend named Kevin

He doesn’t know that six is more than seven

I tried to teach him, you see

And he just laughed at me

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I have a friend named Sue

She thinks three plus four equals four, when in fact it’s two

I tried to teach her, you see

And she just laughed at me

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I have a friend named Brie

She thinks twelve divided by four is three

I tried to teach her, you see

And she just laughed at me

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Then I read my math book

And took a really hard look

I learned something new today, you see

My friends should be teaching me