We have all been in this situation, or we all will be. Someone asks you out that you just aren’t interested in. The hardest part is telling them, no. I will give you many ways in doing so.

Yell “Koodies!” and promptly run away.

Tell that you’ll tell them later. Then move, change your appearance and name. It’s a little extreme, but effective.

Tell them you’re gay and then quickly find yourself a “partner” (only works if one of the opposite sex asks you out).

If they ask you, let say, to go out on Saturday, tell them that you’re going to kill yourself on Friday and you’re sorry that they’re a little too late. WARNING: the askee may send you to an asylum with good reason.

Tell them they won’t be alive on Saturday.

Tell them that you have plans on Saturday to visit your extraterrestrial friends in a new found galaxy.

Tell them that they must’ve mistaken you for someone else.

If asked over the phone: state that they have the wrong number.

Tell to them mysteriously; “I’m not who you think I am.”

Ignore the proposition and start talking to yourself.

Start speaking in whale, like Dory.

Yell, “Look a distraction!” then run away while they’re looking at the distraction.

Say, “no.”