Did you know

Rabbits are suicidal?

You know why you see rabbits

On the side of the road?

Even when they eat carrots

And carrots are good for your eyes?

Why are rabbits suicidal?

They lead a simple life.

So you think.

They are suicidal

Two words:

Family problems

They have great grandkids before they turn 3

So many birthdays and presents to give.

So many kids leaving, coming back

Running around the warren

Like it’s a playground

Migraines plague their little heads

They get arthritis

You jump around after

100 kids, grandkids, and great grandkids

Every

Single

Day

So know you know.

When you see a rabbit

On the side of the road

Don’t sympathize for his death

Realize he did it

For himself