A dragon!

A dragon!

My kingdom for a dragon!

I’d like to jump on this bandwagon

I am the queen of this glorious country

Set up a plan that will put all problems at hand

To a point of non-existence

Summon a dragon

I will

Oh the thought sends chills

However I will get a prize

A warrior whose legend is of great size

I will get him in return for a few deaths

This will be as great as the invention of the treble-cleft

“Dear warrior

Now that you have defeated that witch

Your are famous and rich

However you now have a new challenge

I hear talk that while you were lounging

A great red dragon appeared out of no-where

So do you dare?

To challenge this beast of burden?”

Hell no

I fly solo

I do not need any of this

Now leave me alone

I’m taking a piss

“You’re such a little bitch”

In the country that has been invaded

With their homes being raided

The peasants all join together and sing

While church bells all ring

For the newly buried

Who could have known?

Where will we go?

Rebuilding is such a long road…

We need a hero!

Finally the warrior was taken

The warrior was awaken

By the roars of a dragon

What the hell did you do?

Wizard…curse you!

What a fate has been brought to me

So he pulled out his sword

And flexed his muscles

He grabbed the dragon’s tail

And then started to wrestle

The dragon to the ground

It made such a loud sound

He stabbed the dragon’s heart

Make a little star scar

The dragon bled

The warrior fled

And the citizens cried out in joy

Of the god like boy

Who could have known?

Though we still have a place to go

Rebuilding is such a long road…

Our prayers went un-answered no more

We received a hero!