I’ve lowered myself
to the point
of reading the dictionary.
I said I would
keep you company
on your mighty quest.

So far,
I am on page two.

I could tell you
that an aardvark
is a burrowing African mammal
that eats termites
thanks to Dr. Webster.
Pretty interesting, right?

I can’t wait until
I reach “S”
so that I
can properly define
sarcasm.