I’m gonna introduce myself with a little help

Rocking like a kelp up on my shelf fool

You little haters out there beware

I’m coming for you fool

I’m a 49 looking fine mother trucker in the line

At mcdonalds with my friend Ronald

Want a big mac attack

Getting it from a hot girl with a big rack

Ya know sometimes I get called loosey goosey

Because I give woman my special Tuesday

That’s where I go up inside and give them a ride

To orgasimville and then afterwards we just chill

All my holmies out there

Just chill

Don’t give that girl a pill

Just so you can hump her while she’s still

That’s not how I play dog

Stop sucking log dog

Stop spanking your hog dog

It’s the law dog

I’m cursing up the side of road and I see a hooker ready to go

She says “Hey there big fellow with the hair color yellow, want to have some fun?”

I said yeah pretty girl whose about to rock my world

Bring everyone

So we get back to the crib and everybody says dibs

On the girl they want

So hot hot hot, plot plot plot, smack that like a rat

Junk in the trunk better bring the funk

I’d hit that

Nick nack patty whack

Look at that dog suck his bone

Not getting any action

A girl he is lack in

I stroll up the side of a house and a girl comes out dress as a mouse

She’s says fuck me up my little hole

I said hold you hoe

Just give me a minute to get situated

Rap like Jacob

Rap my bitch up

Rap like Jacob

Fuck you I’ve had enough

Bitch, snitch, switch up the positions

69, looking fine, fucking Frankenstein

I will charge with all my might

To end the fight

Between blacks and white

Just so I can see a black chick naked

Boy what a sight

They say that I am the pirate king

Baddest mother fucker that you ever did see

Bring up that bitch comes it time to eat

Her out I mean

Here comes a cash cow

I said how

Am I supposed to fuck that?

She says hey I’ll charge you extra

And I’ll fuck a rat on my lap on top of a mat

They call me bad bad Jacob brown

Baddest motherfucker in the whole damn town

I’ve got a king size slong

And I do doggy style like a junk yard dog

I can rap badder than bill Clinton

I was the one who got him in impeachment

Then I sent him the video of me fucking Paris Hilton

Nicely executed….biotch

Rap like Jacob

Rap my bitch up

Rap like Jacob

Okay fuck you I’ve had enough….peace