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Author: Tesk the Pfish
Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Published: 07-02-07 - Updated: 07-02-07 - Complete - id:2384990

Maybe I'll just scream

my relatives love us.

fucking relatives

I hate relatives.

yesterday

I

punched

my

'sister'

and

she

punched

me

back

I got a shiner

she has a split lip.

I bet she's proud of this,

"hellyeah"

today

I

told

my

'sister'

that

she

wasn't

part

of

the

family

she asked me why

she was here for

the holidays then.

Tomorrow

I'll

show

Her

I

love

her

by

fighting

over

wich

way

the

angel

is

supposed

to

face.

Mum says she and I

fight like brother/sister

I glare, she just shrugs.

who cares?

Tonight

I'll

apologise

for

something

I

didn't

start.

She was the one who

asked me how I liked my ham.

she was the one who

taunted me about it.

yesterday

my

'sister'

took

the

feet

right

out

from

under

me

it was a dirty trick.

sticking her foot behind mine

when she punched me in the face.

that should be illegal.

I

guess

I

don't

have

to

scream

at

dinner

my 'sister' just threw a ladle

at my head. Who really

cares if we never

get along.

I love my 'sister'

like a sister.


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