There was…

There was a man

I liked that man

There was a shoe

I liked that shoe

That man wore the shoe

I liked that man wearing the shoe

There was a car

I didn’t like that car

There was a driver

I didn’t like that driver

That driver sat in the car

I didn’t like that driver driving the car

The driver ran over the man wearing the shoe with his car

I cried

Dedicated to all you folk who write crappy emo poetry. This took me exactly 5 minutes to write. WITH proper English. Wow. Incomprehensible, I know.