this is nothing like I've done before

It makes my heart dance in tune

with the mexican polka music

playing in my brain.

(I need a sombraro)

Maybe the music is for you.

because you mow my lawn.

I'm not sure if that was a pun.

(an inuendo or not.)

What I'm trying to say here

is that, I've never done anything

with someone like you.

No, I don't mean with a mexican.

(Yes, actually I do.)

I feel like a pinata,

am I going to be mercilessly

beaten by school boys with crowbars?

(I'd like to think so.)

They tell me this is w-r-o-n-g(!).

But what do they know?

They're only the Pope,

the U.S. president.

Christains, Catholics.

(their evidence is lacking.)

What's a dead boy's battered

soul going to teach me?

To hide that I-

seem to have a perversion.

(A slight difference.)

You know.

If you,

my queer spic,

were a girl this wouldn't be

an issue. No one would care!

(if you liked to be penetrated.)

But then, I might not like to.

I kind of like your southern protrusion

and your lack of breast tissue.

I also like the hair on your arms.

sodomy is so wrong.

Isn't it?

(What's it any of their bussiness?)

I'm posative that I don't go around

destroying homes

and molesting young boys

just becouse I like a wetback

with a tight butt.

(Why do they care what I do in bed at night?)

Why does it matter who I love?

or don't love? Who does it affect?

besides me and the people

I sleep with. Why do I have to conform

to what some man I've never met

and will never meet says.

Because it goes against

his religion? your religion?

Why does this affect YOU?

Nobody is going around saying

that Hinduism aught to be abolished

because they aren't catholic.

so...

Why does it matter?

Why does anyone care?

Why is this an issue?

C'mon, tell me

my close porchmonkey friend

Why does everyone throw a fit

when I say I'd so sleep with that.

Is it just becouse he was

made in Mexico?