Chapter 1: Its not the fun

Disclaimer: I only own the idea but not the character Sasuke...obviously XD

Summary: Putting Uchiha Sasuke into a coma wasn't as fun as I thought it would be...NOT a fanfiction

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I stared at my black laptop screen blankly, a figment of an idea trying to make its way to my mind. I turned the computer on and waited FOREVER for it to finally let me check my yahoo mail. I typed in my usual email and password without looking at the screen and watching a movie at the same time.

Seeing one of my alerts being...alerted, I opened the mail and clicked the link, waiting another 3 minutes for my screen to stop the freezing and then finally being able to read my SasuNaru yaoi from FastForward.

"Hum...Naruto's in a coma...that'd be a cool picture," I took my smaller notebook and flipped it to a blank page before starting on the bed frame for him. I then started drawing the blanketed feet and made a semi-alright body form going up and making it seem as if he were being propped up against a couple...dozen pillows and then I started drawing the hair...which basically meant scribbling away at the head before frowning and then sighing and erasing that.

"I can't do his hair!" I thought in frustration before I started making side-bangs and a very spiked back before snorting, "Uke..." I rolled my eyes and then silently laughed to myself and drew the face and finished drawing the headboard and foot of the bed.

I started drawing the IV, Heart Monitor and Oxygen tank and let out a laugh while drawing all the little tubes before frowning and staring at the drawing and shaking my head quickly before that grin came back.

I took my pencil and wrote in big capitals above his drawing in my messy writing, "HAHA! TAKE THAT TEME! U'RE IN A COMA!" and then I looked at the drawing again and sighed before writing in better grammar.

"...for some reason...putting Sasuke into a coma isn't as gratifying as I thought it'd be...crap! It is kinda funny though XD" I smiled softly at that and then looked at it some more before a few little voices said in the back of my head.

"Its because Granny Connie, William and Angela died recently...that's why it isn't as funny as it would be," I dropped the book and pencil onto the desk beside me and sighed again.

"Fuck...you're right," I muttered and buried my head inside my hands.

"But look at the picture again! It looks like he has a fake French mustache!" another little voice said.

I did look at the drawing and fought back a smile but it didn't work...so of course I smiled and chuckled lightly before turning back to the computer screen and staring at the text of the Naruto yaoi story before me without taking any of it in, even though I had already finished the chapter.

"I can't believe she'd do that...I can't believe it all happened...5 deaths in the last 1 and a half months...first moms gay friend, then Angela's cousin, then Connie, then Will and now Angela...what the fucks wrong with this world...I've had this feeling of dread for the passed week now...I wonder if this is what I was feeling...I wouldn't doubt it..." I was going to drop my head onto the keyboard but decided against it and then stared at the screen before burying myself in movies and writing.

Editing my faves on youtube and then watching Gackt, Utada Hikaru and a few country songs got me to stop thinking about if for a while before that little nagging voice in the back of my head said to TRY and not to be totally neutral because it was useless to try to do so.

I mentally growled and held my head in my hands again. "What a fuckin night...can it get any better?" I thought sarcastically before looking up and watching the screen again before sighing and ignoring the little voices talking to me and watching the Gackt video on youtube and listening to the song but barely paying attention to the vid. Gackt is so hot for a guy that looks kinda like a girl...weird...he's bi too...that's awesome.

I snorted to myself and shook my head at myself for being a loser. I saved what I was writing and went to new story, had to accept the guidelines and then went back to knew story, put it under story and then picked general and put in humor and drama before posting with the title "It wasn't that fun" and the summary: "Putting Uchiha Sasuke into a coma wasn't as fun as I thought it would be." I then put in all the fields and then finally posted it...I'm probably not going to get any reviews or anything, but I don't care...

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Okay...shockingly...this all ACTUALLY happened...not 2 hours ago to be exact...so I guess it’s a journal entry…I guess lol

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