Your mere existence makes me angry
Knowing you're alive somewhere in the world
Makes me more pissed off with each and every second
That I take to contemplate the facts of your betrayal

You infer idiotic notions upon subjects
Of which you don't even seem to have a basic grasp on
I'VE NEVER MET SOMEONE AS INFURIATING AS YOU!!
You're passive aggressive tendencies and crude remarks will do you in one day...
(HOPEFULLY THAT DAY WILL BE SOON!!)

And you claim that it's not your fault at all,
You have the nerve to imply that it's 'cause I had a few to drink
But my drinking has nothing to do,
With you being a complete and total fucking asshole

I reached the breaking point,
I snapped and blew up in your face,
Asked you to let me out of the car,
30 miles from my house...

WELL LISTEN TO THE WORDS THAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY!!
I'M COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY SOBER RIGHT NOW!!
AND I STILL WOULD'VE RATHER WALKED HOME THAT NIGHT!!
THAN TO HAVE HAD THE DISPLEASURE OF HEARING YOUR BULLSHIT LIES!!

FUCK YOUR PROPAGANDA!!
(IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU!!)
SO FUCK YOUR RIDICULOUS PROPAGANDA!!
(YOU WORTHLESS MOTHER FUCKER!!)

I SHOULD FIND IT HARD TO HATE YOU!!
(SEEING AS HOW WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR SOMETHING LIKE EIGHT YEARS!!)
BUT SOMEHOW YOU'VE MADE IT SURPRISINGLY FUCKING EASY!!
And by the way, all your friends have been talking shit about you, for going on a year now...

I'm just the one who had the courage
To stand up and tell you to your face:
THAT YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT!!
(FAGGOT!! FAGGOT!! FAGGOT!!)

I bet you hate that word, don't you faggot?!
Seeing as how you're gay and all...
But I mean it as if by literal textbook definition
Your sexual orientation is just an unfortunate coincidence...

I'M SAYING YOU'RE LESS VALUABLE THAN A BUNDLE OF STICKS!!

LESS VALUABLE THAN A BUNDLE OF STICKS!!

LESS VALUABLE THAN A BUNDLE OF STICKS!!

YOU'RE LESS VALUABLE THAN A BUNDLE OF STICKS!!

Your last remarks were just the fucking faggot
That broke apart the camel's back
This meltdown had been years in the making
And I have no regrets for a single word I've said to you

You're friendship was less valuable
THAN A FUCKING BUNDLE OF STICKS!!
And you ARE over-sensitive, just like I said you always were
That's why I know this song will eat you up inside:

But just in case I haven't pissed you off quite yet...

YOU REMIND ME OF YOUR MOTHER!!
CAUSE YOU'RE BOTH FUCKING CRAZY IN THE HEAD!!
I'VE HAD IT WITH YOUR MOOD SWINGS!!
YOUR FRIENDSHIP WASN'T EVEN WORTH A BUNDLE OF WORTHLESS STICKS!!

YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!

FAGGOT!!

FAGGOT!!

FAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOTTTTTTTT!!