what i wanted; what i got

what did i want out of life?
it's simple: all i wanted was
heaps of money stacking up in my bank account,
a line-up of beautiful women at my bedroom door,
and a street named after me in the finest part of town.

and what did i get out of life?
my cash stolen by fucking lawyers,
bitches more interested in my wallet than my genitals,
and a street named after me in the middle of the red light district.