The kid is thirteen?

We’ve got a pill for that!

Classmates being mean?

We’ve got a pill for that!

Mad dad ran away?

We’ve got a pill for that!

Take it every day

And you’ll be chill with that.

Made your life a mess?

We’ve got a drug for that!

Can’t deal with the stress?

We’ve got a drug for that!

Worried you can’t pay?

We’ve got a drug for that

We’ll sweep worries away

Under the rug with that

Sick of being ruled?

We’ve got a med for that!

Feel you’re being fooled?

We’ve got a med for that!

You can’t take a joke?

We’ve got a med for that!

Wait, now you’ve gone broke?

Well then you’re dead for that!