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KELSO xo says: Hey Brittanyyy!

b00m b00m BRiTT says: hey… whats up?

KELSO xo says: n2m hbu??

b00m b00m BRiTT says: n2m…

KELSO xo says: fun!!

b00m b00m BRiTT says: i know right?

b00m b00m BRiTT says: so is it true that your going out with Haydden Meyer?

KELSO xo says: ya i am… u dont care do u? him being ur ex and all

b00m b00m BRiTT says: haha i could care less about that dick… but you do know what you’re getting into right?

KELSO xo says: haha, of course i do… wait… what are u talkin about?

b00m b00m BRiTT says: he cheats on a lot of girls… that’s not uncommon for him

KELSO xo says: he said he change

KELSO xo says: changed

b00m b00m BRiTT says: ahahaha he said that to me too

KELSO xo says: it’s not like u kno everything about him!

KELSO xo says: jeez shouldnt u cut him some slack or somethin??

b00m b00m BRiTT says: they day i cut him some slack is the day a girl crushes his heart

KELSO xo says: ouch. intense

b00m b00m BRiTT says: i’m sick of him using people, i just don’t want it to happen to you

KELSO xo says: ugh. it wont happen to me

b00m b00m BRiTT says: haha funny how that’s exactly what i said.

b00m b00m BRiTT says: all i’m saying is, i’ve known him for long enough now that i can basically pick out his habits

KELSO xo says: he has habits?

b00m b00m BRiTT says: when it comes to dating girls?? OF COURSE

KELSO xo says: okay if ur so sure bout them y don’t u tell me

b00m b00m BRiTT says: haha, okay.

KELSO xo says: …

KELSO xo says: wow this is takin a long time

b00m b00m BRiTT says: Haydden will tell girls he changed just so they’ll go out with him, he always play up his looks to his advantage. He asks if you’re going certain places so he knows if he can or can’t play up the social scene there. Haydden will always call you “hot” or “amazin” cause he can’t really remember what you look like to tell you what he really thinks. He needs a haircut really bad and he is the worst player ever.

KELSO xo says: hahaha, haircut

b00m b00m BRiTT says: dead serious. Have you seen it?

KELSO xo says: lol ya. but those arent so bad

KELSO xo says: once i dated this guy who called me ‘baby’ and ‘sweetheart’ cause he had some many gfs he couldnt remember our names

b00m b00m BRiTT says: THEN WHY THE HELL DID YOU GO OUT WITH HIM?

KELSO xo says: oh brittany u need to calm down. all boys r like that

b00m b00m BRiTT says: uh, no they’re not. and if you put up with that you’ve got serious issues

KELSO xo says: lol!

b00m b00m BRiTT says: … no I’m serious. My boyfriend isn’t like that

KELSO xo says: jeez whose ur bf anyway?

KELSO xo says: i highly doubt u even have 1

b00m b00m BRiTT says: well, you see doll, I have one boyfriend

b00m b00m BRiTT says: I don’t whore myself around like you

KELSO xo says: IM THE WHORE

KELSO xo says: UR SUCH A FUCKIN BITCH

KELSO xo says: NO UR WORSE THAN A BITCH UR A SLUHHT!

b00m b00m BRiTT says: It would help convince me if you could spell slut right

“Austin… Auzzy… where’d you go?”

“In the office, Britt…”

A brunette pushed the door to the office open and walked inside. Upon seeing her boyfriend looking at the screen disgusted she sauntered over there to see what he was up to.

“Whatcha up to?”

She got a mumbling sound in return.

“Austin.”

“Well, this girl might have IMed you while you were in the bathroom.”

She looked horrified, “Oh god, what did you do.”

Austin got up and let her have the computer seat as he flopped on her parents’ couch and turned on the TV.

Three minutes later, Austin felt a kiss on his forehead, “Do you think she knew?”

“What? That Haydden’s best friend is her friend’s boyfriend and he was talking to her on AIM on her friend’s AIM screen name and totally dissed her? Nope. I don’t think she has a clue.”