Two Princesses in a Really, (and I mean REALLY) Dumb Story.

Once there was a princess named...no. Once there were two princesses named- uh...
Emma and Tammy! Emma- no, Tammy knew how to do karate and she tried to karate
chop Emma; but Emma ran. Then there was a prince and- NO! NO! NO love shtuff. Emma
had a magic- uh... No... Tammy also had a magic Funky Chunk purse. and in this purse
was... MAGIC BRUSH!! Emma was deathly afraid of Magic Brush. Then Emma
retaliated. She... uh... had a magic...um... hair curler... no. No Hair curler. How about a
magic shoe? This Magic Shoe... No, no magic shoe. Emma had a magic... magic...a
magic... Oh, what did Emma have?! A MAGIC PEN!!! A Magic Pen that would keep
Tammy from killing herself. Emma didn’t know why Tammy wanted to kill herself, and
neither did Queen Stephanie (Hey, it’s MY story). But Queen Stephanie’s now mad cause
the only stories Tammy writes end with her SUICIDE!
Anyway, Emma’s got this Magic Pen that makes Magic Brush disappear. Queen Steph
is upset cause she loved magic brush. (I’m on a roll now.) So Emma used her magic pen
to make Tammy glad she’s alive.
I want to say “Thay lived happily ever after”, but that’s a stupid ending, so here’s my
ending:

STOP WRITING SUICIDE STORIES, PRINCESS TAMMY!!