Welcome to the trilogy of the Mom's Stupid Boyfriend. I hope you enjoy it though I duobt you'll get as much pleasure reading it than I did writing it. (Limmericks)

Trilogy of the mom’s stupid boyfriend

Chapter One: Girly

My mom’s boyfriend has a really small brain

It’s about the size of half a small grain

He called me a girly

And honestly surely

His butt’s in the north half of Spain