EPISODE IV: Room For Rent

Blobb: Ahh, so nice to be home… (Yells out the door) Thanks Bobby and Eric! The Doritos were GREAT!

Eric: No Problem Blobb! (Helicopter Whirls Away)

Jr: Daddy Daddy Daddy! You’re back from Mr. Alleyman!!! Did he let you free? Did he give you Crandy for me??

Blobb: Umm… Mr. Alleyman… Went to the white Crandy bag in the sky… Jr…

Jr: OH MY GOD, CAN I GO TO THE BIG WHITE CRANDY BAG IN THE SKY!!!!????!??!??!?!??!?!! PLEAAAASSSEEEEE! (Starts bouncing off of the walls in anticipation)

Blobb: NO MORE CRANDY JUNIOR!!!

Jr: Okay, okay… I’ll just keep smoking these Mary-Jane cigarettes, That’s a funny name for candy cigarettes ain’t it… That’s what Mr. Cornerguy called them. (Walks off screen)

Blobb: I won’t even bother. (Sits on the couch)

Grandpa: SOOOON!!!!!!! My Room is so small its like a closet… Why can’t I have the guest room?

Blobb: Because you don’t pay rent…

Grandpa: YOU ARE MY SON! I’M SUPPOSED TO FREE LOAD OFF OF YOU!

Blobb: Dad, you’re going to have to go to ‘The Home for the Aged and Free Loading’.

Grandpa: I am not moving from this spot!

Blobb: Get ‘im boys! (Ring and Ding shoot grandpa with tranquilizer shots, and carry him away to the home)

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Later in the day.

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(Ring and Ding come back into Mr. Blobb’s house.)

Ding: Ring-Ding-Ding?

(Mr. Blobb pulls out a ‘Ring to English Ringtionary’)

Blobb: I’m not sure if I want to rent out my dad’s closet/room this soon.

Ring: DING!

Blobb: That much money? It’s a deal!

(Jr walks over smoking his ‘Mary-Jane Cigarettes’)

Jr: Hey dad, who are these guys?

Blobb: This is Ring and Ding, they are moving into your closet (cough cough) Neighboring room, Jr.

Ding + Ring: Ring Ding Ring

Jr: Oh, they speak ‘Ring’! Ring-Ring-Ring-a-Ding-a-Ding-Ding!

Ring + Ding: Hehe, RING RING RINGGGGG!

Jr: Ring-a-Ding-a-Ring-Ding.

Blobb: Jr, since when do you speak ‘Ring’?

Jr: Mr. Alleyman taught me before he went to “THE BIG CRANDY BAG IN THE SKY” (Turns to Ring and Ding) Ring-a-Ring-Riiiiiing….

Blobb: (Sobs) Not AGAIN! Oh well… (Starts Reading the Ringtionary)

End of EPISODE IV