Lovely, innit?

The odd story of an odd girl...

Chapter 1: Stalker

“Have you ever loved? Do you even know how?!” Isabella Tortelli shrieked.

“No, I am not capable of love.” the low, husky voice of Eric Montville, tall dark and handsome heart breaker replied.

“But I am the mother of your child!” Isabella let out, her breath ragged, pain evident in her every word.

“I do not even know if the child is truly mine! It could be my twin Aaron’s and we would not know the difference!” Eric spat.

I sat on my couch watching my favorite syndicated soap opera, Love’s Tangled Web, eating popcorn, my only other company my dear friends Ben and Jerry, and my cat, lazy little mooch that he is, Seamus.

“Eric! No! How could you!” I threw popcorn at the screen. Err, I hate stupid non real hot guys with attitude problems!

As the show ended I got up and looked out my window. Damn, the paparazzi are still out there…What did I do to make the paparazzi stalk me? Oh, well that’s easy, I ran over a celebrity, to be exact Damian Sebastian Renwick! Why did I do this? Well I didn’t really intend to, he just ran out in the road, trying to prevent me from attracting the attention of the paparazzi and BOOM! But that’s not why they are stalking me right now, that’s what lead to this, to be sure, but no, their reason is that since Damian’s recovery he has been visiting me everyday at my parents house. They stalk me because he does. Lovely is it not? Odd to, a celeb stalking a college student? It’s like role reversal!

Now, something you might find hilarious? The show I was just watching? Yeah, that was Damian’s first ever acting gig, and now that he is famous, they re-air all the episodes with him, to make his fans happy.. I think I’ll make fun of him the next time I see him…Hehehe! Well, I guess it’s time to face the world! I’ll just go get prettied up, and then I’ll confront the paparazzi!

NDF