Bak in the vampyre hedkaerters in hesfereds castle, Hesfered was sitting on his throan (a/n: its not made of jelly lol) surownded by all hiz fayvrite vampyre loardz. There wuz Brakwater Kreecey cownt of Iklaria, Urakiel Grasfee Bludsuck cowntyss of Jireausdien & evin Hesfareds brother Sjehrew who wuz vary wild he lyked 2 betray ppl end rape kats and choak there owners wit teh kats intestyns. Sjehrew wuz ugly unlyk Hesfered. Sjehrew had long noze big eyez wit neadels stikin owt of dem cuz he likes 2 torcher himself 4 hiz past.

“so lets start teh meetin alreddy” sed Sjehrew “ur being goddam ritardyd Hesfered”

“ok okey” sed Hesfered swivelyng hiz chair so he kuld see his vampyre frends. They where all waring clokes dat wuz blud red and speshul badges that lookd lyk teh moonstoan but rele wernt they were just theyre 2 show suport of Serenity. “So I brung u hear 2day cuz the war is startin between us and waerwulves”

“we no that” sed Brakwater

“but did u no dat teh vampyres in Australia dont want 2 get involved? we dunt hav lotz of suport jus us end Vronstads vampyres end teh ones in Russya. Lotz of waresswulves h8 us so yah”

Theyre wuz a kolllektive “o dam” end sum silense.

Urakiel sed “we hav Serenty”

“she dont no how to use teh moonstone. not good at leest”

“then teech her” yelled Sjehrew!

“u no wut happens 2 those who bare teh moonstone Sjehrew” showted Hesfered back too his brother “i luv her I kant let her go not yet!!!”

“u hav 2” sed sjehrew “4 f8 of the woarld az we no it”

“wut u kare bout the woarld”

Sjehrew sied he wuz vary annoied. all teh other vampyre loardz/ladyes roled theyre eyes thinkin “can we jus figure owt wut where gonna do?”

“wel i think earth is grate I meen theirs lotz of thingz 2 torcher”

“wel i think” sed hesfered “that serenity kant dye not yet teh moonstoan must onli b uzed as an last resort”

“how we gonna win the war?” assed urakiel she lookd lyk she wuz gunna kry “u no itz impossabull witout the moanstone”

“theyre iz one other way” sed hesfered sadlee “but we must plan end our plan must b set into moshun right now”

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Serenity wuz in the bathroom krying a lot bcuz she didnt no wut 2 do. Outside the windoe in the cowrtyard william shakspeere wuz waltzing wit a pantomyme goose end julie Andrews wuz regurgitatin lizerds into a kobalt blue bucket: they where happee. In the meating room teh vampyre loardz (end lady) where mastiebatyn 2 piktures of katfish end squirting theyre presious bodily flooidz all ovar teh brand new karpit. It felt vary nise but Serenity didnt back in the bethroam.

Her teerz were lyk crystal raindrops frum a waterfall in british kolumbia. sumtimez she thawt she didn’t want 2 go too war wit teh warewulves it suked 2 be the chozen one. Wuld she dye in war end loose all she lernd too love lyk Hesfered? She felt sad thinkin about wut it wuld b lyk to loose him or four him too loose her-- vary sad she thowt. She had dyed beefour but it hurt end this tyme if she dyed wuld Hesfered even b their too save her agen? She hoaped so butt evin more so she hoaped she didnt dye agen there wuz allot to live for.

her handmaiden Ersieal wuz knocking on teh doar “hey open the doar!!!!”

Serenity did end their was Ersieal standing in teh threshuld holding a big pakige. “this frum hesfered” she sed, entering “now im under orders 2 help u get ready for the war”

“ok” serenity sighed taking the pakige and putting it on teh bed “but Ersieal i realy don’t want 2 go to war”

“its the only way too win”

“ya obvs” sad Serenity “but y is Hesfered getting angry about weather or not I go? Sumthin bad is gonna happen isnt it?”

Ersieal shrugged. “Maebe so I dont know! Bad stuff happenz in war all teh tyme its war lol. But u dont hav 2 die u no” she sed taking out a bright shiney sword, armer, and a pritty new nightgown 4 battle it had print of warewulves and minotaurz and vietnameeze children getting shot bi Dick Chaney on it: Serenitey thot it wuz pritty end it wuz. “these r for you, frum hesfered too”

“Thank u Ersieal” she whispered teerz weling up in her eyes. She waas thinking of Hesfered end all he’d did for her in the past three days she kuld nevar repay him for his kindness. She wuld not repae him bye dieing.

“Plese dont kry my lady” sed Ersieal “u shuld b thankfull”

“I am but its hard to not kry” whaled Serenity: here eyes were wet with teerz “wut if Hesfered dyes?”

“he wont hes a gud fighter” consouled Ersieal

“yea but wut if he does? then whos loard of teh vampyres if he dyes? then who will luv mi?—im unloveable accept to hesfered! and who will sav teh woarld?!”

“u will serenty”

“no I wont end I cant! I mean ill try” she sed wyping her eyes on her sleav “but I ken promise nothing end besydes I havnt told hesfered yet but I think im having a babee”

“oh my god!!!!!” squealed Ersieal; she felt very happee and shit kind of lyk if she were john the baptist at a carear fare.

“dont tell Hesfered!” Serentity smyled “Ill notifye him l8er”

“ok” sed Ersieal. She bowed end sed “well I gotta go fead the minotaur ill see u tomarow!”

Ersieal left vlosing teh doar behind her. Serenity wuz aloan lookin at the pakige Ersieal left dat wuz from Hesfered. She opaned it; inside wuz lots of plastic-styrifowm thingys (u no the white fowm thingys that cum wit shypmints end will kill u if u eat them… lol not lyk I no from expeeriense) But than she saw it: a ptritty dimond ring of brite gold with a huge dimond teh size of a large peece of mulch. It wuz gorgis end Serenity smyled. Maybe the war wuldnt be so bad aftir all cuz both the bigining and end wuld be so sweat.

She put the ring on end got into bed just sittin their thinking. From bed Serenity culd see owtsyde; Julie Andrews wuz still in the cowrtyard now smugling ileegul mecksikans end hyding them in vending masheens. “wtf” serenity thot, but she couldent stop watching the Sownd of Musik lady partayking in ileegul aktyvitys.

“helo Serenity” Hesfareds voise sed from the threshuld “nymf in all ur oryzins be all my froot bats rememberd”

“o hi” sed Serenity still gayzing out teh window

“I am a froot bat!!” yelled Hesfered

“thats nise dear” she sed “thank u for the ring! u didnt have too u no.”

“yes I did” replyed Hesfered, coming too the bed to sit with Serenity “I luv u very much end I wanted too show u how much i do” suddinly Hesfered got stiff and thys look that made him seam troubled

“wuts wrong”

“I will be honest” sed Hesfered “its not just a ring; it has a powerful lazir beem thats vary afective agenst warewulves and evil things”

“ok then but why are you so troubled”

Hesfered shrugged “the war I guess. I dont want to loose you Serenity”

“Dont wurry” Serenity sed kissing Hesfered lightley on the cheak but even then she thaught she culd be belying herself “I wont dye I promise.”