Le Turkey by disneyluver

Summary: I wrote this parody way back on turkey day '05 and then I improved a little on it in 2006 as you can see in the following parody. Since Thanksgiving is today , I decided to put a Turkey-day twist on "Le Poisson" from "The Little Mermaid" . You know, the song that the psycho French nutcase of a chef, er I mean Chef Louie sings? Here's the turkey-day version of it! I am not insulting the french people with this parody Enjoy!

Les turkey

Les turkey

How I love zis time of ze year

Love to chop

And to serve fried turkies with beer

First I cut off their heads

Then I pull out the bones

It makes a dish

Zat is positively delish

Les Turkey

Les Turkey

Hee hee hee

Hah hah hah

With ze axe I hack them in two

I pull out what's inside

And zen I serve it up fried

God, I love little turkies but zen Who does not?

Here's something for tempting the palate

Prepared in ze new technique

First you pound the birdie flat with a mallet

Then you slash through the skin

Give the belly a slice

Then you rub some stuffing in

'Cause that makes it taste nice

What's zis, I have missed one!

Oh my oh me!

What is this?

How on earth could I 'ave missed

Such a sweet little luscious birdie?

What a near loss

Here we go in the gravy sauce

Now some flour, I think

Just a bit

(Turkey coughs)

Now I stuff you with cranberries and brea

It's not gonna hurt you 'cause you're dead

And you're certainly lucky you are

'Cause it's gonna be hot

In my big silver boiling pot

Au Revoir, mr. Turkey!

Turkey: GOOOOOBBLE (pecks Louie on the nose and runs off)

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Le Turkey: extended version by Disneyluver

Summary: Since Turkey day '06 just passed, I decided to put my extended (somewhat) version of a Thanksgiving day twist on "Le Poisson" from "The Little Mermaid". You know, the song that the psycho French nutcase of a chef, er I mean Chef Louie sings? Here's the turkey-day version of it! I hope you like it! Please do not say that I am insulting the french people! This song supposed to be funny! My best friend is french!!!! Please don't complain if I misspell something!

(The lights come up on a single figure on the stage, Chef Louie. The backdrop is a kitchen complete with stove)

Louie: Is zis zing on? (Taps the microphone) Testzing, testzing. un deux, trios. Un deux, trios. Zis is my tribute to all ze little birds zat were chopped up and served across ze USA as part of zere Zanksgiving holiday yesterday. Here goes notzing!

(Takes a deep breath)

Le turkey

Le turkey

How I love zis time of ze year

Love to chop

And to serve fried turkies with ham and beer

First I cut off their heads

Then I pull out ze bones

It zen becomes a dish

Zat is positively delish

Le Turkey

Le Turkey

Hah hah hah

Hee hee hee

With ze axe I hack ze birdie in two

(Turkey gulps)

I pull out what's inside

And I serve it up fried

Everyone loves turkeys

Don't you?

(Turkey shudders as Louie appears with a huge mallet)

Here's something for tempting the palate

Prepared in ze new technique

First you pound the birdie flat with a mallet

(The Turkey looks away as the bird is pummeled as Louie laughs)

Then you slash through the skin

( unfortunately the turkey is looking as Louie does this)

Give the legs and ze breasts both a slice

Then you rub some stuffing in

'Cause that makes it taste nice

What's zis, I have missed one!

Oh my! oh me!

(Louie picks up the frightened turkey)

What is this?

How on earth could I 'have missed

Such a sweet little luscious birdie?

What a near loss

Oh well

Here we go in the gravy sauce

Now some flour, I think

Just a dab

(Turkey coughs)

Now I stuff you with cranberries and bread

It's not gonna hurt you 'cause you're dead

And you're certainly lucky you are

'Cause it's gonna be hot

In my big silver boiling pot

So long mr. Turkey! Au Revoir!

Turkey: GOOOOOBBLE (pecks Louie on the nose and runs off)

(Louie chases the squawking bird around, holding an axe behind his back with one arm)

Come back here, little birdie! Uncle Louie has a surprise for you

(Louie laughs like the nutcase that he is)