|plenty o' parodies
Author: BigKidatHeart PM
This is a collection of a few of my spoofs/parodies/ satires etc that I have written . I hope you like them. Please remember to read & review. Newest chapter:santa paws is coming to townRated: Fiction K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,929 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 01-13-13 - Published: 08-14-07 - id: 2402771
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You can see it at the razzies by bigkidatheartatheart
plot: Spoof of the family guy song " you can see it on tv ', Written before the so called winners of the 2011 golden raspberry awards were announced last year . BK refers to yours truly and WC is my fan fiction. net alter ego wildcroconaw. There are a few extra lines in italics that are not part of the original song. XxX is a break between each verse. Please read and review. thanks
BK: you know, WC we are luckily to have seen this particular year of films
WC: really? It seems like most of it was trash And completely sh- . Oh -( Naomi, Louise, mollie, James, Marvin , Chrissy , Roma hit her head with hardcover books) OWWIE! What was that for!
Naomi, Louise, mollie, James, Marvin , Chrissy, Ingrid , Roma: everything! What do you mean by that?
WC ( rubbing her head): err nothing. only a select group of movies makes it to a glorious ceremony
Naomi, Colin, marvin, mollie, Roma : the oscars? Yahoo!
WC & BK: uhhh rrrright. Here are some examples...
BK [ singing]: you've monster hits like the second to final twilight movie
Chrissy, mollie, Nicky, elizabeth Ingrid , Naomi , Roma, Elizabeth: yes Oh eddy. marry and then change me
WC: with a labor scene sure to put you off doing 'it' for eternity
BK and WC: Its an easy situation. An honest declaration If its crappy you'll find it at the razzies
BK: bridesmaids, crazy stupid love, paul and the muppets gave us our comedic fill
WC: while green hornet, the smurfs, Arthur, and many more made us sick of swill
BK: did you hear the rumors about a sequel to that absolutly horrid 'Jack and Jill'
WC: just that thought of that makes me want to be violently ill
BK and WC: You can try to deny it
Roma: no I'm not
BK and WC: We ain't gonna buy it. If its crappy you can find it at the razzies
WC: if you crave a new Theater thrill. They're always debuting some new movie swill
BK: Like New Year's Eve
BK: adam sandler was once hollywood's rising comedic star. But today tsk ,tsk his career has really dropped far
WC: with box office crud like just go with it , zookeer and bucky larson: born to be a star
WC and BK: Oh, there isn't nothing to it. You buy a ticket an' view it. If its crappy you can find it at the razzies (Music fades into background)
WC [talking]:, I think I'm gettin' the idea, BK.
Chrissy, Roma, Marvin, Naomi, Louise. Micheal, Elizabeth : oh really? Then stop the bashing ( punch WC in the nose )
WC ( holding her broken nose): owwww! What was dab for
BK:,its just comedy ! how 'bout this!
(Music kicks in again) WC: now warner brothers continued to stay alive. with hits like the last potter film and the artist continuing to thrive
BK: but films like green lantern, new years eve, happy feet two, j. edgar and something borrowed caused stars' careers to take a huge nosedive
WC and BK: we ain't gonna bull ya
WC& BK: We just wanna tell ya If it's crappy you can find it at the razzies
WC : This summer lionsgate had trouble staying in the race
So they brought back final destination a fifth time to save some face
BK: didnt james franco take all the main characters' place?
BK & WC: oh you may loathe it
Roma, Mollie, Elizabeth, Naomi, Colin: We ain't gonna listen to you bash it
BK and WC: if it's crappy you can find it at the razzies
James: like the sopranos transformers: dark of the moon I'd highly recommend
BK: but with the long plot,off screen drama and future reboot
WC: you don't know WHEN it will actually - (Music cuts out, spoof screen goes dark . Music kicks back in, spoof returns)
WC: to complete So to sum up the philosophy on which we all agree ( Marvin mollie Roma Chrissy Nicky Colin Louise and Naomi punch her in the gut and hit her over the head with heavy books) Owwwwwwww!
BK: . All the bad movies in theater is vital yes siree
WC: ( gulps nervously) cause sometimes you need to escape reality with bad movies:
WC & BK: so up with the curtain . It's 100% certain. If its crappy you can mostly likely find it at the razzies