
| Dear Nathaniel Hawthorne
Author: Liviania A tribute to a fantastic author . . . and yes, I did turn this in for a grade. RR
Rated: Fiction K - English - Romance/Humor - Words: 56 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 08-14-07 - Status: Complete - id: 2402904
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Dear Nathaniel Hawthorne,
You are a sexy, sexy man.
It's a shame you lived so long ago-
Before the time of fangirls,
And fanboys,
Driven wild by your prose.
How could anyone have resisted you:
Taut sentence structure,
Perfect grammar,
Chiseled details,
And carelessly cruel symbolism?
Oh, Nathaniel!
Can I call you Nate?
Love,
Livi
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