Author's Note : School assignment. Had to write a rap. Read that Teletubbies destroyed the minds of a whole generation. This is the outcome. Enjoy!

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There’s Tinkie Winkie

And Dipsy

And Lala

And Po

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All together

They make up this

Retarded show

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Tinkie Winkie

Carries his handbag

While Dipsy

Wears his black and white hat

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Wait! Back to the handbag

What kind of guy

Would carry something like that

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There’s Lala. She’s yellow

Isn’t yellow the brightest color

In the freaking rainbow?

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Oh! And the red thing

I’m not sure what gender it is

But its name is Po.

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Am I forgetting something?

Yeah the important

Thing in this stupid song

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That evil baby in the sun

Is so cute, but

Evil and wrong.

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I hate the teletubbies

As most should be

Able to see.

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Maybe some kids

Will like it. I think it is

Retarded, but that’s just me.