Author: Andrew Scott Schilling PM
Mature Readers OnlyRated: Fiction M - English - Poetry - Words: 160 - Published: 08-27-07 - Status: Complete - id: 2408382
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I have to be creative
And what's the one way to force yourself to be creative?
You have to take this vodka and pour it down your throat
You have to clean house
Do the dishes; take out the trash!
You have to drink by yourself
You have to drink with other people
But more importantly, you have to drink by yourself
Because to be creative you have to be a drunk-off-your-ass alcoholic
Otherwise what are you?
You're just a sober guy who lost a sober girl
Sitting here watching funny videos and smoking yourself to death
Meanwhile, there's tons of alcohol-inspired delusional pages of novel that aren't being written!
Strive to be something you're not
Strive to pollute and kill yourself for the good of art and mankind
But slowly, so you can savor every beautiful second of it
Alcohol is inspiration
Aug 27, 2007