-1Alcohol!

I have to be creative

And what's the one way to force yourself to be creative?

Alcohol

You have to take this vodka and pour it down your throat

You have to clean house

Literally

Do the dishes; take out the trash!

You have to drink by yourself

You have to drink with other people

But more importantly, you have to drink by yourself

Because to be creative you have to be a drunk-off-your-ass alcoholic

Otherwise what are you?

You're just a sober guy who lost a sober girl

Sitting here watching funny videos and smoking yourself to death

Meanwhile, there's tons of alcohol-inspired delusional pages of novel that aren't being written!

Strive to be something you're not

Strive to pollute and kill yourself for the good of art and mankind

But slowly, so you can savor every beautiful second of it

Alcohol is inspiration

Alcohol!

Aug 27, 2007