The Angry Song

By C.R. Diamond

Spoken: In a Dr. Seuss like manner

You were doing just fine
You were walking a straight line
You were drinking from a golden cup
Too bad, someone had to come and fuck it up

Simple, but Kick ass metal opening

Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck you’re out of luck
You were happy, happy, but it went away
Some little prick decided to be in your way
You don’t know that road but you bet it’ll suck

You need a stress reliever and you need one fast
You don’t want to drink you don’t want to smoke
You’re don’t want speed, and you’re too cheap for coke
You want it to be over, but my friend its gonna last

Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit you’re in a pit
You’re not happy, happy; it’s a crappy day
It’s some else’s fault, and he’s gonna pay
It’s too late now because the fire’s already been lit

Slow down to a cool smooth guitar and piano duet

You’re singing the goddamn Angry Song (The Angry Song)
You were so very good but it went so very wrong
Its times like this that could make you punch through a wall
You were up so high so really hurts to fall (To Fall, To Fall)

Maybe it’s that time of the year when people tend to get mad
Maybe it’s in the water, or maybe just in the brand
You just need to unplug, and try to count to ten
Find your happy place, and maybe you’ll find Zen

Rock Guitar Solo, which fades into a piano ending

Just find your happy place and maybe you’ll find Zen…

Fade away after “Zen…”