I Appreciate the Kind Words

She said “I was hijacked by a vaguely mustachioed man.”
I murdered fucking menus with the tenure of a mouse
It’s not a broken home, it’s just a broken fucking house
Give me good meets evil; I don’t care if they’re equal

Feel better, seems people fare better in the sequel
I’m pretty with my black eye from brawls with laws
Now I need you to think without using your claws
There’s five wise men on a delicate crane
They smiled and I’ll never get high again
I paused so long on the things you give
And I’m just insane enough to let you live

Bullet riddled body, inverted silhouette, chocolate chips
Venus killed the boy cause she had glass all on her lips
A pious wreckage girl stands with mastery of her fists
And everybody gets together with some liquor and a list.

I taught them to love like no-one’d seen their face
Don’t read this eulogy; just say it with your eyes
Or write it on a monkey, have it running this place
Maybe then my work won’t be so personalized

I hate to break it to ya – no one wrote the tempest
I hate to break it on you – all glory to the pensive
I like my doctors grinning with big, thick lenses
I like pretty girls who’ve been beaten with wrenches