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okay, quick shout out to my girl Marty, for co-writing Darn Triangle 3 with me! I'll point out scenes where she wrote most of it but she helped me with a lot of the writing! Scene 6 was one of hers! THANKS!
Scene 5- Cupid’s Triangle Class
Ryan: Okay class. Today we’re gonna learn the very first thing you need to know to start a Cupid’s Triangle.
Emma: Picking your three people to be in your triangle.
Brian: For us it came easy. The three of us were friends and one day we decided that we wanted to get our friends together.
Ryan: Ooh! Can we act it out! I wanna be Adam!
Brian: Why do you wanna be Adam?
Ryan: Because Adam’s cool.
Emma: He’s right.
Brian: We’re not acting it out.
Emma: He’s right.
Brian: Thank you Emma.
Ryan: Fine.
pause
Emma: You guys realize we have a class?
Ryan and Brian: Oh, right!
Emma: I also suggest your three’s have boys and girls so you get both sides of the story.
Brian: So we’ll give you guys a couple of minutes to make your three’s.
Ryan: Ready set go!
the “class” all scurry around looking for groups
Ryan: singing the Jeopardy theme do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do! Do do do do do do.
Brian: Stop it!
Ryan: Kay…
Emma: So…
the first group comes up, consists of three boys.
Emma: Um… we said boys and girls.
Boy 1: We know, Brian’s gay.
Ryan: giggles he called you gay.
Brian: Just because I don’t have a girlfriend doesn’t mean I’m gay!
Boy 2: No no! Not you Brian. This Brian. he points to boy 3
Brian: Oh right… Okay, fine sit down. Next group.
a group of two girls and one boy approaches them
Emma: Why did you three group up? kindly
Girl 1: Well Amber and I are BFFs!
Girl 2 Amber: Forever!
Girl 1: And we needed a boy so we picked this kid. points to boy 4, he’s trembling
Boy 4: scared Don’t let them touch me please!
Brian: sweetly, to girl 1 Hey, don’t you think it’d be better picking a boy who’s not terrified of you.
Girl 2: Like who?
Brian goes to look around for another boy but all the boys duck under anything available.
Emma: Never mind, you’re fine.
group 2 leaves
Ryan: She does know that the last F in BFF stands for Forever, right?
group 3 walks up, consists of a boy and a girl
Ryan: Umm… can you guys count? We said three…
Boy 5: We have 3!
Girl 3: Me, Sam points to boy, and Todd points to empty spot next to her.
Brian: How about getting a third that’s not imaginary?
Boy 5: Todd’s real! He’s just…
Girl 3: Invisible!
Boy 5: Yea, invisible!
Brian: mumbles I know that feeling all to well. normal Whatever, go.
group 3 leaves
Ryan: What kind of people sign up for this class?
group 4 walks up, consists of one boy and two girls. Each has a sock puppet on their hand.
Boy 6: talking with sock puppet Hello mister!
Brian: Umm… hello…?
Girl 4: blah blah blah blah blah blah-
Emma: What?
Ryan: Wait a minute guys I speak fluent sock puppet! pulls out sock puppet and talks to girl 5 Blah blah blah?
Girl 5: Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah.
Ryan: Blah Blah Blah.
group 4 leaves
Emma: what’d they say?
Ryan: Their names are Lee, Lea, and Lou. And the sock puppets are Wilson, William, and Wilma.
Brian: And I thought this class couldn’t get any weirder.
Emma: Ooh! Last group!
group 5 walks up. Is 2 boys and 1 girl. Names are Anthony, Ben and Jane. Anthony looks like Ryan. Ben like Brian and Jane like Emma.
Brian: Hi, what’s your guys names?
Jane: I’m Jane.
Ben: I’m Ben.
Anthony: And I’m Abnormal Anthony! does hand movement signifying the word abnormal
Ryan: Hi Abnormal Anthony, I’m Racing Ryan! runs in a circle
Emma: You three look like a great team!
Jane: Thanks!
group 5 walks away
Brian: There’s something oddly familiar about them…
Ryan and Emma: singing Comedy Tonight from Something Funny Happened on my Way to the Forum
Some thing familiar something peculiar.
Ryan Emma Brian: Something for everyone a comedy tonight!
Scene 6- Martha and Steph’s Class- Rejection 101
Martha: Class welcome to Rejection 101.
Steph: I’m Stephanie and this is Martha, we’re you’re teachers.
Martha: Okay, so as you women know, men are scum.
Steph: Lower than the dirt under your shoe.
Martha: The pebbles on the beach.
Steph: The fish in the sea.
Kyung: stands I OBJECT!
Martha: Kyung, what are you doing here? You already got your woman.
Kyung: Wait, I thought this was 101 to be Evil.
Steph: Did anyone else think this was evil class?
all the boys besides Tom raise their hands
Steph: Then get out!
they all leave, Tom is left being the only male
Martha: back to normal And so on.
Steph: And you need to know how to let them go… First Martha and I will demonstrate the classic, it’s me not you routine.
Martha: acting out routine Steph, we’ve been having a great time lately, but I feel like we’ve grown apart and its time to end this.
Steph: What, am I not good enough for you?
Martha: Of course not baby, its not you, its me.
Steph and Martha do end scene pose.
Martha: Okay now its time for the truth one for you vicious girls out there.
Steph: acting out scene Martha look its over, sorry babe.
Martha: Why?
Steph: Well I’m gonna be honest with you, its not me, its you! they do end scene pose That’s how to cut him out when you’re just not into him, but here’s what you do when he cheated!
Class: Ooooooh!
Martha: acting out Stephanie! I know what you did!
Steph: Huh?
Martha: You cheated on me and I am worth so much more than you… you… sick monster! I never want to see your cheating face again.
Martha fake slaps Steph and then they do end scene pose
Steph: Any questions?
Vicky raises hand
Steph: Yes Vicky?
Vicky: What do you do if he cheated on you but you want to reject him without him know you know he cheated?
Steph: Oh that’s simple, just do the its not me its you routine, anyone else?
class is silent
Steph: Perfect, part two for the fellas, well fella, is how NOT to get rejected.
Martha: First off don’t cheat! You look bad and You’re a class A Jackass!
Tom is taking notes
Steph: Exactly! takes out poster of Link
Vicky: stands LINK!! HE’S SO HOT, GOD I WANT HIM!
Tom: stands I LOVE LINK!
Everybody stares at him
Tom: embarrassed In a role model sort of way. sits down
Martha: Exactly, girls love Link Larkin. I mean what’s not to love, he’s sexy, talented, sweet… I love him. she realizes what she’s saying and pulls out a picture of Adam Pascal from her pocket But I love Adam Pascal more, I do, I love you… but Link… I …I…
Steph: While Martha has really inappropriate fantasies, I’ll teach you alone. Link is sa great boyfriend, he loves Tracey despite her weight because of her inner beauty and because of that he grows to realize she’s beautiful on the outside and loves her even more. He’s the perfect example of a good boyfriend.
Martha puts picture back in pocket and snaps out of her little daydream
Martha: I’m back and EXACTLY!