Ever get tired of breathing that same old air? Ever get sick of the stench of the world around us? Wouldn’t it be nice to have another choice? An alternative?

Well look no furhur! Air is now a thing of the past thanks to Cair: The Next Generation of Air. Unlike all those other canned air companies, Cair comes in decent proportions. One can is enough to last the average person a week, if not more.

Cair is really quite simple. The cylinder clips to your belt loop via carabineer. A small belt on the bottom of the can straps around your leg, and an adjustable hose connects to a small, convenient mask around your nose and mouth. Just slip the mask on and smell the sweet scents of roses, lilacs, chocolate chip cookies, blueberry pie, or just about anything else that you can think of!

Thanks to Cair, air is a thing of the past. Just watch for it on TV or in movies, you’ll see. Cair is everywhere. It’s the way to go when it comes to breathing, and that’s a fact.

Not to mention all of the health benefits of Cair. The machines that make Cair use only the purist of mechanically separated oxygen, and the cans are scented with only the best of synthetic aromas scientifically proven to have no harm on any living being. In fact, Cair scientist have said that Cair might actually make you live longer!

But enough of this scientific jargon. It’s about time that you got yourself out there ad bought yourself a can of Cair: The Next Generation of Air.