Soldier Kindergarten

Lie to fool the mean kid

Cheat to get around

Steal all the crayons in the box

Before they take you down.

It’s okay to bully

And please don’t raise your hand

Spray them with the water gun

Until you cheer or drown.

Lie to fool the bad guys

Cheat to get your way

Steal the ammunition

Before they shoot you down.

It’s okay to kill

And please don’t be polite

Shoot them with the rifle

Until you win or die.